Archive for August 31st, 2009
Forrest Gump vs. Religions
- Taoism: Shit happens.
- Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
- Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
- Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
- Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
- Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
- Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
- Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
- Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
- Creationism: God made all shit.
- Jehovah’s Witnesses: Knock,Knock – Shit happens.
- Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
- Atheism: There is no shit
